100 or more ways to defeat Evil Kid Bugs.

[Kid Nino]

Seeing as how I am always desprate to eliminate Evil Kid Bugs and bring kindness to all the games he brings evil to I decided I need your help so I need 100 ways to defeat him. So lets begin.

1.Take away his carrots.





PS:200th thread at CPF

[SilverYoshi]

2: Poke him.

[WrathofHermione]

3: Take away his snarkiness and replace it with carrot sticks.

[SilverYoshi]

4: Pluck his whiskers

[Zippy Googlemouth]

5. Make him eat Hardwood Floors

[Shadow]

6. Feed him poisoned carrots.

[Flash flood]

7. Take away his evil home, Pirates Online Forums

[Shadow]

8. Blow up his other home, VMKF, with a carrot-grenade launcher.

[SilverYoshi]

Blow up his 3rd home, TTC Forums, with this guys smile: :D It BURNS!

[Shadow]

9. Copy the sound of a lion's roar. When EKB's ears stand up and listen, put poison ear medicine down his ears.

[SilverYoshi]

10: These guys are sad :(:(:(

[Orangemarker]

11. Stock up on snowballs and attack him when he joins CPF.

[ADisneyzoodude]

13. Block is IP from EVERY website in the world. Then, he will be trapped.... so get the snowballs out!

[Kid Nino]

Tell him hes not really a bunny just a puppet like pinochio.

[Quiddily]

Find him in CP, click t then throw snowball at him then repeat very fast then he us pelted with snowballs

[SilverYoshi]

14: Ooh Ooh I got one! ... I forgot. Oh I remembered! Spread butter all over him!

[clubpeguindude]

15. take all his carrots and replace em with broccoli

[Goldpuff]

16. Place a rabbit trap for him.

[Nintendguin]

17. Put a Beetle put his nose.

[Inavderzim]

18. Glue his Paws together.

[Nintendguin]

19. Cut his carrot supply.

[Inavderzim]

20. Shave him of his hair.

[Nintendguin]

21. Cut his internet off.

[Inavderzim]

22. Make a EKB #2 and program it to destroy EKB. :D

[Nintendguin]

23. Call him a Umpa-Lumpa.

[Penguinz]

24. Tie his ears in a bow!

[Goldpuff]

25. Tickle him with tickle-bots.

[Murky]

24. Tie his ears in a bow!
Throw em over your shoulder like a contenental soldier......:rolleyes:

[Nintendguin]

27. Give him Sleep Powder and say it's Sugar.

[Soufriere_Hills]

28.shove him in a lake(hehe i dont think he can swim)

[Nintendguin]

29. Hit his Imaginary Friend with a pillow

[Goldpuff]

30. Give him K Protien and soon he'll be EKM (Evil Kid Mutant)

[EvilKidPenguin]

31. Throw rocks at him!

[Goldpuff]

32. Give him R-992 capsules.

[Colddude018]

33.Make him scream like a girl making him so embarresed he cries to his mommy.

[Finny]

tell the mods to delete his account

[Bluefire78]

34.get a axe then chop them down

[Goldpuff]

36. Pretend him to not exist, and he won't.

[Sonic]

6. Feed him poisoned carrots.
I remember you talking about a poisoned carrot in the thread EKB?

Send him to Prison Island!

[Colddude018]

38.Eat his carrots! :h-ghost:

[Dakota765432]

Throw em over your shoulder like a contenental soldier......:rolleyes:
DOes his ears hang low?? lol

27. EAT HIM!! AND HIS CARROTS!!!!!!!:h-skull::h-skull::h-skull::h-skull::h-skull:

[EvilKidPenguin]

Show him that card from the commercial (can't remember) Then he will stop attacking

[Sonic]

29. Get the Reprogram card from Zathura and reprogram him to do your chores. Stops EKB and gives you more time to play video games!:h-wink:

[Harry At 797]

7. Take away his evil home, Pirates Online Forums

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I live there too! You can't take away my home. My name is Silver Beard on POF.

And I got one. Pull his bunny ears. And I mean really hard.:Xlaugh:

[yop07fever]

37. melt him in the sun

[snowegoof]

38. Bite off his chocolate ears on Easter ;)

[Finny]

39.see if its him as the easter bunny on easter and if yes,eat him half(bottom half)and share some human dna with the top part then gluw him together

:Xlaugh:

[ADrummer540]

40. Get 10 dogs to chase him

[Harry At 797]

Replace his carrots with carrot look-alikes that are made of stone.:Xgrin:

[Goldpuff]

42. Rename him Good Kid Bugs.

[yop07fever]

43. Put EKB in a Frypan

[Reddeluxe]

44. throw him off a buliding!

[Harry At 797]

Get Robin Williams to impersonate him!!!:Xgrin:

[yop07fever]

46 tie EKB All up

[petalklunk]

47 Fart really really loudly!

[giatekla]

48

Get my 30=laff toon Little Sadie Hulahoffer and throw my birthday cake, my seltzer bottle and my trumpet and shoot with all gags 100 times at him.

[Kid Nino]

49. Give him a big hug :Valkiss: by the way I didnt know this thread was still up!

[giatekla]

50. Ignore EKB so he will not bother you and destroy until you are 0 laff points.... :Vallaugh:

[toontown dawg]

Ban him from all of Nick's sites :P

[yop07fever]

52 turn EKB into a robot

[giatekla]

Turn EKB into a Level 1 Flunky or Bottom Feeder :Vallaugh:

[yop07fever]

54 tie up EKB With all of the Pop-ups

[Pufflesrule64]

Squash him with your puffle

[yop07fever]

56 turn his :Mad: face into a :Sour: Sick face

[giatekla]

57 You are= :Talking: EKB is= :Tongue:

This is what happens:

:Talking: Let's go to school.

:Tongue: Duh, we have to!

(At school)

Teacher: You will be assigned buddies today. EKB and Penguin are buddies...

(A bit Later)

:Talking: [makes rash on flipper] EKB, can you please scratch my rash, it's sooo itchy, and anyway you're my buddy!!!!!!!!!!

:Tongue: Fine. [scratches rash]

:Talking: OWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!! Teacher, EKB hurt me!!!! [thinks, 'Ha ha, EKB]

Teacher: EKB! You are served detention FOREVER, even in college! First of all, not listening to me in my lecture. Second of all, hurting a student.

:Tongue: YEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(End of thing)

Well, you got EKB in trouble. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JK)

[yop07fever]

58 put Super duper Glue all over him and put him in a small Box

[Lemon58]

59: Pull out his own teeth and make him eat them!(lol)

[Evil Kid Bugs]

You Penguin Clubbers better watch out.

[Minto]

bring it on you little rabbit with big sharp teeth!
i'm not scared of anything

And i'm shaking about your website!

[Appleredpie]

60: Very easy,, ignore him @_@ lol

[Minto]

you could do that, but that's no fun!

[Appleredpie]

Ignoring a person is the worst thing that you can do to them.. So yea its fun LOL.

[ccc11ww]

i wodent mess with him if i was u if u do he wiil know about it

[giatekla]

We gotta be careful...

EKB is 91 years old and he was born on a leap day...

Plus he as lots of pink puffle rep...

AND he says he only posted once but he actually posted more than once....

Stand back, this could get dangerous (I don't know why I'm saying that)

~Flanders Man :Tongue:

[Lemon58]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh EvIl!

[Minto]

62?:Be nice to him! He'll expload, then he gone!

[yop07fever]

You Penguin Clubbers better watch out.

oh my gosh sorry about that if kid nino see this he will go bonkers!

[Minto]

We're not scare! Well i'm not, i have had worse things happen to me!

[ccc11ww]

ekb is only 12 and he has risen from the dead

[Minto]

Why should i be scared??

[BowserJr25]

63: If Lucario gets it just right, his final smash should take out EKB
http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/images/hidden06/hidden06_080228q-l.jpg

[Bluefire78]

nice :) pluck out his hairs and eat them. Freaky rabbit tricks are for kids .

[XxAnnaxX]

how dare you taunt my master?

[thailshail222]

66. Get a Buizel and blast him into the middle of the ocean. He should drown before making it to dry land.

[Miss Terry 3]

It's not like I WANT to defeat ekb but if I had to I guess I would make him live with cute regular bunnies :D he would never like that

[Racquara]

I would just lock him up and not do anything about it

[Ninas is Great]

i DONT WANT TO DEFEAT ekb EITHER BUT. i WOULD HIT HIM WITH A PIOSNED CARROT RPG.

[VmKid]

put him on that game show Russian Roulette on GSN he'll fall through a hole! like this lady --> http://userimage.tv.com/user_images/icon/8/3/21651220066850246561317793694138/tv_icon.jpg

[Miss Terry 3]

You Penguin Clubbers better watch out.
"penguin clubbers"? lol that's funny I think we're called "PENGUINS" and someone told me we were also called clubpenguinites or something but I like Penguin Clubbers better :D

[imadog12]

i will tell him thats theres chocolate cake wating for him in the cave and then he will get eat by a monster that lives there

[yop07fever]

"penguin clubbers"? lol that's funny I think we're called "PENGUINS" and someone told me we were also called clubpenguinites or something but I like Penguin Clubbers better :D
i think EKB ment this

"you members better watch out."

[Miss Terry 3]

I'm not a member and I still like penguin clubbers :D

[giatekla]

how dare you taunt my master?

What? He your master? OK

Anyway,
get poachers out into the forum to hunt EKB

giatekla

[XxAnnaxX]

Yeah, not anymore..

#94. Get a bunch of bugs and peanut butter.

Step one. Tell him that there's EVIL water in a bathtub, when it's the peanut butter.

Step two. When he figures that out and gets out of the tub, let the flies into the room and shut the door. They are addicted to peanut butter - AND STICK!

[imadog12]

get somone to dress up as barney and barney will hug him a million times and he wont be able to stand it any longer

[giatekla]

Give EKB a slice of heaven. Surely it could pain.


giatekla

[Miss Terry 3]

tell a fox that if he finds EKB then he is allowed to keep him and the fox can also have a hundred dollars.

[yop07fever]

98 turn him into an angel

[giatekla]

99!!! Give him the list of all these "how to destroy him" including the 100th way and PM him it.

giatekla

[yop07fever]

100! get him to blast of in a rocket to the 100th grade of the sun!

[imadog12]

101! tell him theres a evil cave and he will go in and there will be a gaint pink teddy bear thats would attack him!

[QuiddilyDBK]

102- Give him an oversized lollypop that looks like a carrot and when he gnaws at it kick his foot then he will drop the lolly
mwahaha

[XxAnnaxX]

103: Eat his carrots and make him VERY angry. Steaming with anger. :Mad::Mad:

[Miss Terry 3]

wait we passed 100! oh well, we could use more than enough reasons to defeat EKB
anyway, 104! put him into an anti-evil machine and all the evil gets sucked out of him! then put all the evil into an unbreakable jar that will never open again once the evil is inside it.

[Calsomer]

105! Shove him into a snack machine and make him live his life eating a carrot!

[Forever Forgotten]

106. lock him in a room with everything sweet and everthing nice

[Miss Terry 3]

Tickle him. He would laugh.
It's so simple yet so PAINFUL!
MWAHAHAH!

[imadog12]

108.Put him in a room full of cotton candy

[Finny]

109.make him be trapped with a clown

[Lefty97]

tell him he is a very nice rabbit.

[Sonic]

111.Beat him in... I mean with Find Four.