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This story is from TTC. It was a big hit. P.S. It has nothing to do with Club Penguin or Toontown. It's about forums! So, here it is!
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It's just a funny story I made up that has no meaning. Except this guy that just became a mod. He has no experience what so ever. His username is Mr. Pie. So, just sit back relax and enjoy his hilarious comedy. Even if he has no taste in names.
Cahaptre Oen
Mr. Pie: Finally! My first day as a mod. What will happen?
Guy: So I was like, Blaah!!!11!111!!111! and it wuz fun!
Mr. Pie: Yay! My first spammer! Mr. Pie to the rescue!
Guy: :Smilie: :Smilie: :Smilie: :-D
Mr. Pie: Ehem. Please stop spamming, or I'll have to close this thread.
Guy: But, what does spam mnean? :Smiley:
Mr. Pie: Thread closed! Say, I could get used to this!
Later:
Mr. Pie PMed Guy about how much he was spamming. Then, he banned the member for a month.
Mr. Pie: Oh happy days!
To be continued? Oh no!
yop07fever
07-15-2008, 07:27 PM
good one bcb! :Talking:
Savanabanana99
07-15-2008, 10:40 PM
LOL that is pretty funny you should really right more!
Cahapter Tow
Mr. Pie created a post.
As, I mod I am better than all of you. You all stink! Watch what you say before I ban you! You better upgrade to have a userpage, signature more pms, or more. OR ESLE! Be careful, because I'm a mod. And you are not!
Person: Um, I don't think you should be treating us this way.
ban!
Toony Friend: Yeah, we can always join a new site.
ban!
Some kid: Besides, what kind of mod misspells else?
Great Toon: Yeah.
Sir: I agree.
ban! ban! ban!
Then, Mr. Pie stickies the thread.
Still to be continued.
Kaycookies
07-16-2008, 01:22 AM
lol haha this story is funny stop banning people!
Savanabanana99
07-16-2008, 04:16 AM
LOL! Thats funny! Keep em' comin!
Ninas is Great
07-16-2008, 05:49 AM
nice stories. but heres some advise. remember before. u post ur story. always spell check and check for all errors. but nice stories anyways
Molly_wa
07-16-2008, 06:16 AM
Nice story VERY funny! And Nina I think it's supposed to be spelled wrong I mean who would make those mistakes and plus why would someone miss-spell chapter wrong twice. But Yeah Anyways Great Story VERY VERY funny!!
Kaycookies
07-16-2008, 06:32 AM
ya i think it wasnt by mistake still funny! hehe haha
If the person misspells, they might be a spammer. And those chapters weren't on accident. Don't worry.
Chapter Free
Mr. Pie got so excited he told his friends to tell anyone he knows and to tell anyone they know, and to tell anyone they know, and to tell anyone imadog12 knows, and to tell anyone they know, and to tell anyone they know and so on that Mr. Pie is a mod of the best forums in the world. Looks like he's going to get more members to ban! So, what's the moral of this chapter? Even Mr. Pie has friends. So if you don't have friends, what are you?
Kaycookies
07-17-2008, 02:32 AM
thats a lot of people to tell your a good story writer
Savanabanana99
07-17-2008, 03:08 PM
LOL those story's rock!
Molly_wa
07-17-2008, 05:57 PM
Nice Funny Story's!
Chapter Floor
Mr. Pie has made another post.
Hello, the other mods and admins said I couldn't ban another member unless I tell them first for a whole month. You guys are lucky. So, instead I will change your name. You better be nice to me.
Savanabanana99: What do you mean?
*Savanabanana99's name is now Stupidbanana99*
Stupidbanana99: Oh, like that.
Mr. Pie: Mwwahhahahaha!
Kaycookies
07-17-2008, 07:03 PM
haha nice mr.pie shouldnt do anything! he does to many bad things shame on him
Molly_wa
07-17-2008, 07:50 PM
ROTFLOL! Nice one bcb
Savanabanana99
07-17-2008, 09:20 PM
Hey!!!! No fair!! Why do I have to be StupidBanana99?!?! JK ROFLOL
Checkers39100
07-18-2008, 04:03 AM
LOL those story's rock!
Yeah these stories do rock!
Puffle
07-18-2008, 05:35 AM
In the next chapter can u change my name please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Checkers39100
07-18-2008, 06:21 AM
In the next chapter can u change my name please!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mine too! I bet it would be something like,
00193Chess
LOL. :p
Kaycookies
07-18-2008, 07:42 AM
Maybe i dont even know how to play chess its so hard! this story is soooo funny
Chapter Chicken I mean five
So far Mr. Pie has banned so many members after two months.
Ninas is Great: Saying the word short.
rainbow dragon: Saying the word please.
pinksixteen: Saying the word ROTFLOL.
Stupidbanana99: For not liking the new name.
bcb: For creating him. Wait a minute.
For some other people: He felt like it.
Molly_wa
07-18-2008, 04:36 PM
Funny LOL nice
Kaycookies
07-18-2008, 04:38 PM
Lol this story is so funny
Checkers39100
07-18-2008, 05:57 PM
Yeah this story is funny!
randommess
07-20-2008, 03:17 AM
Haha. I love this! :D
Savanabanana99
07-25-2008, 06:50 PM
When is the next chapter gonna come out?
jojo bee man
07-25-2008, 11:23 PM
omg im FOMCAROTFLOL (falling off my chair and rotflol) I give you 100% permission to change my name or ban me (ooh if he changes my name then this will be good...)
Rosii
07-26-2008, 08:49 AM
I love the some random ppl bit: cos he felt like it! Genius! Your funny bcb :D
fantasykid
07-26-2008, 05:49 PM
LOL this is soooo funny xD
Molly_wa
07-26-2008, 05:52 PM
when will the next chapter come out?
Calsomer
07-28-2008, 01:54 PM
tee hee that is a really funny story keep on going!
Yeah when is the next chapter??
randommess
07-29-2008, 03:19 AM
Will you mention me next? ROTFLOLTIGGDOF (roll on floor laughing out loud then i go get drink of water)
Kaycookies
07-29-2008, 04:20 PM
whens the next story this story is funny your good at making storys
Note: I'm doing this exactly as it was written on TTC. Except for members' names.
Chapter xiS
Mr. Pie's feet smell like Vanilla Pudding.
Black Topaz
07-30-2008, 02:21 PM
Hehe cool story. I remember seeing this on TTC. :Tongue:
Maddy_CP
08-01-2008, 08:57 PM
Lol yea Outta the whole story this is one of my favorite chapters lol. I wish my feet smelt like vanilla pudding :Sad:
Kaycookies
08-02-2008, 02:52 AM
mmm the fresh smell of vanilla pudding!
C Mr. Pie has made the world crazy. He banned whenever and for no reason.
H one day, Mr. Pie was arrested. He went to jail. He broke out and started
A banning more people. Even the cops can't stop him!
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Why are you reading this?
Miss Terry 3
08-03-2008, 08:13 PM
oh my gosh, he banned the cops! lol
1jim3bob
08-04-2008, 09:46 AM
Pretty short, But I like it. :Wink:
I rate it :icecube::icecube::icecube:/:icecube::icecube::icecube::icecube::icecube: because it's pretty short.
Nope, but I probably should've done that.
Maddy_CP
08-04-2008, 09:30 PM
Go Mr.Pie! bcb i think its funny that you dont like pie but you named ur character Mr.Pie lol
Kaycookies
08-05-2008, 08:16 PM
THis story is funny Mr.pie cant be stopped!!!
Gobob789
08-07-2008, 12:26 PM
My creative composition describing this story:
Teehee, slap my knee,What a funny story, gee.
Pretty short, But I like it. :Wink:
I rate it :icecube::icecube::icecube:/:icecube::icecube::icecube::icecube::icecube: because it's pretty short.
I call it short and sweet.
Savanabanana99
08-10-2008, 10:01 PM
LOL Nice!! Can u plaaaaeeeeesssseeee make a new chapter!?!?!
1jim3bob
08-11-2008, 07:34 PM
Can I be in the next chapter? Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaase?
Purple Toast
08-11-2008, 11:30 PM
Sign me up and make me the one that wants my feet massaged once he 'goes on vacation' lol
ban!
I'm feeling generous. So I'm giving two chapters at once!
Chapter AteWell, Mr. Pie is a criminal, but he wants more people to ban. So, he decided to steal a time machine. He went back in time, got himself a better lawyer and won the trial. Since he was prooved innocent more people (ready to be banned) joined the site.
(Note: This chapter was for an advertisment of a contest on TTC that I made. The contest is now over.)
Chapter Seven? Twenty Four? Oh Nine!
Mr. Pie has refused to tell me his stories of becoming a mod until we have more contestants for LOL2Redo. I tried to persuade him but he said he'd ban me! Here's the link. *Insert Link Here*
I know this isn't much of chapter so I'll make up a story about him.
Once upon a time,
ban!
Molly_wa
08-16-2008, 03:32 PM
...Better and Funnier every time!! I can't wait for the next chapter
Gobob789
08-16-2008, 05:41 PM
very interesting...
Savanabanana99
08-16-2008, 08:11 PM
luv it!! sooo funny
Kaycookies
08-17-2008, 05:12 AM
it is funny!!I can never read this over and over with out not laughing(well maybe I can)
Sorry, I haven't given a new chpater in a while.
Chapter Tent...
Mr. Pie: Hello. I'd just like to apologize for my banning. So, I'm going to award you guys with free userpages, signatures, and unlimited pms on me!
Just Kidding! Haha!!!!!! You smell!
Miss Terry 3
09-23-2008, 01:33 AM
Uh-oh, that doesn't sound like Mr. Pie...
Molly_wa
09-23-2008, 01:51 AM
Haha, miss terry highlight the text under the black text.
brazinaaa
09-23-2008, 06:00 PM
love it it was so funny very very good story and i love how you miss spelled chapter and one it was kool
randommess
09-23-2008, 08:52 PM
That does NOT sound like Mr. Pie... ABNORMAL!
Savanabanana99
09-24-2008, 12:06 AM
I notice it LOL!!!
Sorry, once again no chapter in a while. I'm not giving you one, not two, but three chapters!
Chapter Eleveneveneveneveneven
Someone made a post about Mr. Pie.
Have you seen Mr. Pie in a bad mood? Not only does he ban you, but he bans everyone! He even bans people that were already banned. He bans people that didn't join! He bans himself! Trust me, you don't want to be in his way when he is angry or else, you'll face massive consequences. And also,
ban!
Mr. Pie: I'd like to say that this thread is closed due to harsh lies.
Chapter Twelephonelve
When Mr. Pie vs. Spammer unite! Mr. Pie eventually comes across a post like this.
1jim3bob: Hiiiz! my name is ! helloz! lol, how r u doin? I M fine. my friendz tolde me about thes sit... i hope i has a guud timee heaar!!!!
Savanabanana99: Hello. Um, you might want to use perfect grammar here.
1jim3bob: Y??
Savanabanana99: Because, the mod here is very strict. He does things to members that spam.
1jim3bob: Likz wut is spam?
Savanabanana99: Spam is....
ban! ban!
Chapter Grrteen
Well, much wasn't different so let's skip to when The Minigolf Master got un-banned.
1jim3bob: Hello, I'm 1jim3bob. As you know from before, I was kind of a spammer. Well, I took some grammar lessons, and learned about spam. I'm here to make a new
ban!
BuzzBoy133
11-14-2008, 10:32 PM
Lol, niiiice. Love the story!
tessa754
11-17-2008, 02:51 AM
LOL make another chapter
Savanabanana99
11-17-2008, 03:16 AM
LOL So I'm banned. Better than being Stupidbanana99 *mumbles under breathe*
Molly_wa
11-17-2008, 03:49 AM
LOL SB. Being Banned is kinda better. LOL I LOVE THIS STORY.
Chapter Mop the Floorteen
Stupidbanana99 started a thread about Mr. Pie.
Stupidbanana99- Isn't Mr. Pie just horrible? Sometimes, I can't believe the Mods hired him!
BuzzBoy133- Yeah! He deleted the You're Banned game!
tessa754- He's so evil, that he didn't just take away the game, he took away the whole Activities forum!
pinksixteen- I have a feeling he's gonna ban everyone who posted here!
ban! ban! ban! ban!
Molly_wa
11-26-2008, 12:17 AM
Wha-wha-whattttttt I'm banned all I said was everyone who posted is gonna get ba-
Ban!
Savanabanana99
11-26-2008, 04:00 AM
HAHA!!! Oh wait I was banned too... anyways HAHA!!! lol
Molly_wa
11-26-2008, 05:42 AM
LOL SB, yeah we were both banned, oooooh Mr. Pie better get it, I don't even like Pie!!
Double Ban!! BAN!!
Chapter Stupidbanana99 (Fifteen)
There's a new sherriff in town. And their name is...
Some guy! Anyway, this new person will be modding along with Mr. Pie. Will Mr. Pie be careful? Will he stop banning? I doubt it!
Miss Terry 3
12-17-2008, 12:48 AM
I hope Some Guy can at least HELP stop Mr. Pie's rampage of banning!
Probably not... But we can hope!
Chapter Sixteenteen
Hmm... Well, I could tell you what will happen next. Nah, I'll wait until the next chapter. Let's watch a movie instead!
It's big.
....
It's scary.
....
It's coming to ban you.
....
What is it?
...
It's the scariest thing in your life.
...
It's...
...
MR. PIE!!!
...
Coming to a theater near you... Rated-PG5[/COLOR]
Savanabanana99
12-30-2008, 01:54 AM
Haha PG5 I think im aloud to watch that rofl Yay im the name of a chapter!! Mwahaha
JEA12
01-18-2009, 05:44 AM
bcb I read your stories and they were funny. But Mr. Pie needs to be taught a lesson. If I were in there I would PM a super mod like Bathle (sorry if I misspelled) about what he was doing then I would create a clan that was based on getting Mr. Pie :Ban: from the forums. :rolleyes_animT2:
Wadderler
01-19-2009, 12:59 PM
bcb I read your stories and they were funny. But Mr. Pie needs to be taught a lesson. If I were in there I would PM a super mod like Bathle (sorry if I misspelled) about what he was doing then I would create a clan that was based on getting Mr. Pie :Ban: from the forums. :rolleyes_animT2:
You might want to stop him on TTC first. He's already gotten quite a bit far there.
Chapter Shaving Cream
So, there's a new new mod. Who is this new new mod? Her name is 38T. 38T is new to the business and is very excited. Mr. Pie was nervous so he pmed himself.
Mr. Pie: Hmm... This new mod can get in the way of my fun. I've got to think of a plan. What do you think I should do?
Mr. Pie: Well, you could try...*Whispers plan*
Mr. Pie: I don't know. That's pretty risky. Are you sure?
Mr. Pie: Look at yourself.
Mr. Pie: I am.
Mr. Pie: What I mean is, Mr. Pie takes risks. He doesn't give up. He can go through this. Or, you could just give up banning people.
Mr. Pie: You're right. Thanks. This is why you're the only member I don't ban.
Mr. Pie: I'm glad to help.
kadeguin9
01-28-2009, 12:55 AM
i diddn't know you were here too bcb ( it's me sse by da way)
JEA12
01-31-2009, 06:18 AM
Mr. Pie is going to go insane cause of the new mod. Yay! Someone who will protect them.
I Ate Spegetti Teen
So, Mr. Pie tried his plan. First he needed to create a second account.
Mr. Pie: This should be easy... Who could I disguise myself as? I need name that nobody could reconize me. Muahh ha! HA! HAHAHAHA!!!!11!!1111!1!1!
It turns out that was in a post.
JEA12: Um, Mr. Pie?
Mr. Pie: Uh... uh......
ban!
Then, he deleted the thread.
JEA12
02-07-2009, 04:48 AM
What in the world!? Curse you Mr. Pie! :Mad:
randommess
02-07-2009, 02:00 PM
Can I be in the next chapter? Bwahahaha, this story's hilarious. 8D
Molly_wa
02-10-2009, 06:24 PM
Anna is right it is Hilarious! ;)
1jim3bob
04-12-2009, 04:57 PM
1jim3bob: Hello, I'm 1jim3bob. As you know from before, I was kind of a spammer. Well, I took some grammar lessons, and learned about spam. I'm here to make a new
ban!
I was about to say
That was a bit offenciveBut until I read chapted thirteen.... Apoligy accepted.
(Oh and if you didn't know, im Dizzy blubberflinger)
MusicAddict_Dancer
04-15-2009, 12:33 AM
LOL! I WANT TO BE BANNED FOR SOMETHING!!! I`M A BAAAAAAAD PENGUIN!:ShoutTrans:
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