giatekla
04-20-2008, 02:06 AM
Post all the jokes and puzzles you know here!
Rules:
1. All must be G-Rated.
2. Must include solution with problem, also separation the solution and problem by two spaces, so the reader will give a moment to think about it.
3. Have fun!
Example for Regular Joke:
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that rushes a lot?
A. A Prontosaurus!
Example for Knock-knock Joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little Old lady who?
What the, why are you yodeling?
Example for Puzzle:
Q. If you had a rope around the earth like a ring around a finger, then you took it off by cutting the rope to stitch an extra meter of rope. Thus, a gap forms between the rope and the Earth. How long is the gap???
Take time to think about it.
A. The solution is a staggering 16 cm (if you calculate it correctly)
Enjoy posting jokes & puzzles for others to learn and to tell other friends!
~Flanders Man
Rules:
1. All must be G-Rated.
2. Must include solution with problem, also separation the solution and problem by two spaces, so the reader will give a moment to think about it.
3. Have fun!
Example for Regular Joke:
Q. What do you call a dinosaur that rushes a lot?
A. A Prontosaurus!
Example for Knock-knock Joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little Old lady who?
What the, why are you yodeling?
Example for Puzzle:
Q. If you had a rope around the earth like a ring around a finger, then you took it off by cutting the rope to stitch an extra meter of rope. Thus, a gap forms between the rope and the Earth. How long is the gap???
Take time to think about it.
A. The solution is a staggering 16 cm (if you calculate it correctly)
Enjoy posting jokes & puzzles for others to learn and to tell other friends!
~Flanders Man